Augustus was obese
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At the Chocolate Room, Augustus drinks the entire chocolate river, causing the biggest drought in Timbuktu.
Oompa Loompa Doopa-Dee-Doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you!
Oompa Loompa Doopa-Dee-Dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me!
What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats?
What are you at, getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?
I don't like the look of it!
Oompa Loompa Doopa-Dee-Dah
If you're not greedy, you will go far!
You will live in happiness too,
Like the Oompa Loompa Doopa-Dee-Doo!
FATY FAT FAT TUBBY MAN